Ducks?

Yes!

Why?
I just like 'em. Ya' know what, maybe I love 'em. I've never looked at a duck and thought "jerk." Ducks are cool and I've always had a good time with them. I remember Ducky from Pretty in Pink fondly, same for Daffy Duck and his ducky dame Daisy. Ducks just always rubbed me the right way, so when it came time to sell a pretend something - Ducks it was.*
*Monkeys did place a very close second.

Now I have ducks up the wazzoooo! Mallards are a dime a dozen around here. Actually, not quite that cheap - check them out. Don't forget to click the image to see more pics from around the pond!

$5.00 Now $2.95   Gender * ** NoneAll FemaleA Mix...All Male Quantity *

Molly Mallard

 

She's a Mallard. Give her a break. She likes cornmeal as much as any other duck. Give Molly a chance.

Seriously, we have like hundreds of these guys. We call them all Molly.

 

Dimensions

10x5x5 in

 

         

Molly Mallard

 

$2.95

 

More Hot Ducks!

Rick Ruddy   How Cute?

Quite the looker - this guy is gonna impress the neighbors.

 

 

$18.00

 

Dimensions

11x4x7 in

 

This is a Duck
Yes

 

How Cute?

 

Ruddy Duck   How Cute?

Such a cute little guy.

 

 

$25.00 Now $23.95

 

Dimensions

12x8x4 in

 

This is a Duck
Yes

 

How Cute?

 

Duck of the Month Club   We'll send you a new duck every month for FIFTY FIVE YEARS! Can you handle it?   $15,000.00