We'll send you a new duck every month for FIFTY FIVE YEARS!
Can you handle it?
Start your own family of Ducks.
You can get started with this young couple. They're feeling randy and they're gonna be shipped in a box together to YOUR DOOR!
Just awesome - you'll be "stuck at the pond" all afternoon when this guy is flapping around.
He's every bit as nice as his friend Martin, but he's just not quite as good.
I wouldn't lie to ya. He's not.
He won't bite. Just...
She's a Mallard. Give her a break. She likes cornmeal as much as any other duck. Give Molly a chance.
Seriously, we have like hundreds of these guys. We call them all Molly.
Quite the looker - this guy is gonna impress the neighbors.